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Super Shareable Apps for the Table
The Great Clambino
$17.00
Super-sized stuffies, baby clam scampi sauce
Obligatory Burrata App
$15.00
You know, burrata, roasted tomato, basil pesto, balsamic syrup
Frito Misto
$16.00
Crispy local calamari, zukes, jalapenos, spicy marinara

Chicken, or the Deviled Egg
$16.00
Who came first? Crispy chicken bite, deviled egg, smoked paprika, Mikes hot honey, blue cheese dressing.
Lobby Pot Skins
$21.00
Lobster claw stuffed potatoes, gruyere cheese, a lot of butter
Kung Pow Kauliflower
$16.00
Crispy cauliflower, general Tso sauce, green onion, hummus, sesame
Scampi Wings
$16.00
Garlic, lemon-pepper, parm cheese
Nashville Hot Chicken Bites
$16.00
Nashville spiced chicken, country pickles, and ranch dressing
Giant Bavarian Pretzel
$15.00
The classic Bavarian pretzel, dipped in everything spice, all the dipping sauces
Steakhouse Eggroll
$14.00
Short rib, creamed spinach, mashed potato, chedz, tiger sauce
Tuscan Spin Dip
$14.00
Roasted long-stem artichoke, spinach, cannellini beans, creamy parm dip

That Giant Charcuterie Board
$32.00
A rotating assemblage of local and imported faves. Ask your server for today's provisions
Burrata Stuffed Meatball
$16.00
It's exactly what it sounds like, burrata...stuffed inside a meatball, with sauce, it's really good
Over Stuffed Garlic Knot
$14.00
It's really big...stuffed with ricotta and mozz
Bacon Cheddar Tots
$14.00
These little guys are never coming off the menu! Bacon studded, horseradish sauce, chedz cheese
The Balls
we're not just balls anymore...

The Classic
$14.00
Our signature meatball blend, smothered in fresh marinara sauce, topped with shaved pecorino, served over paccheri pasta
Buffalo Chicken
$15.00
Organic Ground Chicken, celery, Rouge River Blue Cheese dressing in our signature buff sauce over creamy mac and cheese
Lobster Sliders
$19.00
North Atlantic lobster meat, arborio rice, crushed butter crackers, served on slider rolls with basil/lemon aioli, side of slaw and chips
GGS Pork Sliders
$15.00
Ginger, Garlic, Scallion, ground heritage pork, hoisin glaze, Korean chile paste, sauteed Bokchoy
Veggie Risotto
$15.00
(back after an armed protest about their removal) Saffron rice, broccoli rabe, creamy mozzarella, marinara sauce
Mediterranean Lamb Ball
$16.00
Ground lamb with some spices and stuff, traditional greek salad, pita, yogurt sauce
The Sampler
$17.00
Daily chefs selection of our balls, no substitutions, that chef guy is a pain....
Ya know, for the family...
Our large format balls, because who doesn't want a large plate of balls...serves 4-5...or one fat chef
Brooklyn Sunday Dinner
$44.00
Pasta, meatballs, braised short rib, sweet sausage, this is why you are sitting in this restaurant. Order this guy
Buffalo Chicks w/ Mac & Cheese
$45.00
Creamy shells, buffalo chicken balls, blue cheese, and certain"we put that sh*t on everything" sauce, gorg crumbs, ranch
Lobster Sliders
$56.00
Picnic-style sliders, a ton of fries, slaw, pickles
GGS Pork Balls w/ Ginger Noodles
$42.00
Pork ball, ginger noodle salad with chile crisp and bok choy
Lamb Ball w/ Greek Salad
$47.00
So, the same thing as the Lamb ball... just bigger
Soups
Because sometimes you need more than just balls...
Lobster Corn Chowder
$14.00
Chunks of lobbys, roasted corn, potato, cheese, poblano peps
Roasted Tomato Soup
$17.00
Stuffed grilled cheese, creamy tomato bisque, crema, Aleppo
Crispy French Onion
$14.00
Our play on the classic, onion soup, gruyere, hamburger crouton, a but ton of fried onions
Reale Ramen
$14.00
Crispy pork belly, GGS balls, HBE, chili crisp, green onion, miso broth
Pasta Meetiole
$13.00
Classic balls, white beans, ditalini pasta, crushed red pepper broth
Salads
Because sometimes you need more than just balls...
Shredded Caeser
$12.00
Hydrorganic farms hydro lettuce, creamy ceaser, toast panko, fresh black pepper
Classic TMP Salad
$12.00
An icon is an icon for a reason, Hydrorganic greens, tomato, cukes, red onion, gorg crumbles, white balsamic
Dirty Bird Ranch Chicken Cobb
$16.00
Panko-crusted chicken, tomato, cukes, bacon, egg, blue cheese, ranch, onion
We <3 Beets
$14.00
Organic beets, goat cheese, arugula, pepitas, mandarin orange, mango vinaigrette. 1994, you're welcome.
Sammies
Because sometimes you need more than just balls...
Lobby Grilled Cheese
$27.00
10000% the best item on the menu, lobby meat, kewpie mayo, tomato, arugula, parm crust, gruyere
Super Saucy Secret Special Burger Madness thingy
$18.00
Certified Angus Beef burger, secret sauce, LTOP, bacon jam, chedz, potato bun
Thicc Chick
$17.00
Southern fried chicken thighs, pimento cheese spread, slaw, red pepper fontina
"Meetball" The Hero
$19.00
Classic balls, red sauce, melty cheese, burrata, semolina
Shrimp Po Boy
$21.00
Crispy tempura shrimp, pickle, slaw, boom boom sauce
Chopped Cheese
$18.00
(Don't Forget the Bev) Neva Neva Neva, Chopped cheeseburger on a hero, LTOP, jalapeno, premium American cheese
The Gabaghoul
$18.00
All the Italian meats, tomato, lettuce, red peppers, basil ricotta, onion, white balsamic
The"Oy Vey" Kimchi Reuben
$18.00
Why are you putting kimchi o the good Jewish pastrami? Because it's damn delicious. Kimchi cuke slaw, good
mustard, seeded rye
#Staff Favs | Ask your server about our Quiche of the Week (before we run out)
Come Together
..and share these starters
Chicken or the Egg, Deviled Egg
$15.00
Who came first? Crispy chicken stuffed inside our signature deviled
eggs with hot sauce, blue cheese and mikes hot honey....yes, please
Pastrami Smoked Salmon
$16.00
North Atlantic Salmon coated in our proprietary pastrami spice, white truffle honey, brie, crispy caper, pickled red onion & micro cress on garlic Parmesan toasts
Obligatory Burrata App
$15.00
You know, burrata, roasted tomato, basil pesto, balsamic syrup
Lobby Pot Skins
$21.00
Lobster claw stuffed potatoes, gruyere cheese, a lot of butter
# Kung Pow Kauliflower
$16.00
Crispy cauliflower, general tso sauce, green onion, hummus, sesame
Giant Bavarion Pretzel
$15.00
The classic Bavarian pretzel dipped in everything spice, all the dipping sauces
That Giant Charcuterie Board
$32.00
A rotating assemblage of local and imported faves. Ask your server for today's provisions
Good Day Sunshine
green stuff
# Shredded Caeser
$12.00
Hydrorganic farms hydro lettuce, creamy ceaser, toast panko, fresh black pepper
Classic TMP Salad
$12.00
An icon is an icon for a reason, Hydrorganic greens, tomato, cukes, red onion, gorg crumbles, white balsamic
Dirty Bird Ranch Chicken Cobb
$16.00
Panko-crusted chicken, tomato, cukes, bacon, egg, blue cheese, ranch, onion
We <3 Beets
$14.00
Organic beets, goat cheese, arugula, pepitas, mandarin orange, mango vinaigrette. 1994, you're welcome
I am the Eggman
(now where did I leave that walrus?)
Biscuits
$14.00
Country Style Southern Biscuit, Fried Eggs, Ham, White Queso, Hatch Chile
# Hangover Potato's
$18.00
Poached Eggs, Shredded Potato, Shredded Short Rib, Cheese Fondue, Sirchia Aioli
Corned Beef Hash Eggs Benny
$16.00
Chunky Corned Beef Hash, Poached Egg, Hollandaise, English muffin
Steak and Eggs
$18.00
Certified Angus Beef, with melted mozzarella,
bacon jam and two perfectly sunny side up
eggs
ll American Scramble
$16.00
Bacon, Ham, Sausage, Potato, all scrambled on top of our red pepper cheddar biscuit
Avocado toast
$15.00
Whipped Guacamole, Chunky Avocado, Sunny Side Eggs, Crumbled bacon, Lime Crema, Roasted tomato
Pastrami Mami
$17.00
The good pastrami, swiss cheese, dijon hollandaise, kimchi
Eggs, in purgatory....maybe
$16.00
Shakshuka-style eggs, spicy tomato, and olive braising liquid, pita and goat cheese
Gotta Get You Into My Life
(sweet treats)
Hound Dog
$14.00
Banana and bacon stuffed waffle, Nutella and peanut butter drizzle, whipped cream
# Cinnamon Bun French Toast
$14.00
Stop Drooling and order it. Crusty cinnamon bun french toast with cream cheese frosting
Bam Bam Waffles
$14.00
Fruity Pebble and fruit loop studded waffles with cereal milk glaze and whipped cream
Crepe
$12.00
Nutella, toasted hazelnuts, macerated berries, banana, whipped cream
Turnt up Turnover
$14.00
Apple pie turnover, vanilla ice cream, caramel, candied pecans
Yellow Submarines
(and assorted sammies)
Po Boy Shrimp Slider
$16.00
Tempura Shrimp, Creamy Slaw, Spicy garlic aioli
That Damn Meetball Burger
$16.00
Certified Angus Beef burger, Candied Bacon, Chedz, Boom Boom Sauce, LTOP
Short Rib Tacos
$14.00
Chipotle Braised Short Rib, Cotija Cheese, Salsa Fresca, Lime Crema
Lobby Grilled Cheese
$27.00
10000% the best item on the menu, lobby meat, kewpie mayo, tomato, arugula, parm crust, gruyere
"Meetball" The Hero
$19.00
Classic balls, red sauce, melty cheese, burrata, semolina
V- Vegetarian
Appetizers
Obligatory Burrata Plate (V)
$60.00
Serves 8 • Imported burrata (Italian cheese) with extra-virgin olive oil on a bed of roasted mushroom medley. Topped with Maldon Sea Salt and Mike's Hot Honey.
Smokey Sprouts
$45.00
Serves 8 • Charred Brussels sprouts, whiskey barrel aged maple syrup, wildflower honey, and sea salt.
Bushmaster BBQ Wings
$55.00
Serves 8 • Chicken wings with candied bacon, Bourbon BBQ sauce, and blue cheese dressing.
Cajun Lemon Pepper Wings
$55.00
Serves 4 • Chicken wings with Cajun lemon pepper.
Balls
The Classic Meatball
$65.00
Serves 8 • With ground chuck, short rib, pork & veal. Smothered with marinara sauce & topped with pecorino cheese.
Buffalo Chicken Meatballs
$65.00
Serves 8 • With ground chicken, Gorgonzola, onion, buffalo sauce, blue cheese dressing, and Gorgonzola crumbles.
Lobster Roll
$75.00
Serves 8 • With lobster meat, Abbario rice, crushed Ritz crackers, and basil-infused lemon aioli.
Veggie Risotto Balls (V)
$65.00
Serves 8 • Panko-crusted risotto, broccoli rabe, and mozzarella balls. Served with marinara.
GGS Pork Meatballs
$70.00
Serves 8 • With ginger, garlic, scallion, ground pork, Hoisin glaze, cucumber, and Thai chili.
Pork Tacos
$68.00
Serves 4 • Tacos with pork belly, pulled pork, and candied bacon.
Sliders
Build-Your-Own Slider Bar
$149.00
Serves 20 • Everything you need to build your own sliders, including your choice of 2 ball types, assorted toppings & condiments, and slider buns.
Hot Entrees
Chicken
$65.00
Serves 8 • Corn flake-crusted chicken with mikes hot honey, and chipotle powder.
Sliced Steak
$65.00
Serves 8 • Certified Angus beef slice served over mac & cheese.
Short Rib
$65.00
Serves 8 • With braised beef, a braised beef demi glace, and shallot.
Pan-Seared Faroe Island Salmon
$68.00
Serves 8 • With za'atar crust and rosemary-infused chili honey.
Smoked Brisket
$65.00
Serves 4 • Beef brisket with Boss Sauce.
Korean BBQ Ribs
$75.00
Serves 4 • Crispy ribs with BBQ sauce.
Rubbed Roast Chicken
$60.00
Serves 8 • Black pepper rub chicken with BBQ sauce.
Fried Chicken
$75.00
Serves 4
Country Salmon
$90.00
Serves 4 • Salmon with sweet heat honey Dijon glaze.
Salads
Caesar By Hand Salad
$40.00
Serves 8 • Baby romaine lettuce with locatelli Romano cheese, toasted panko, and Caesar dressing.
BLT Salad
$85.00
Serves 8 • With heirloom tomato, lobster, nitrate-free slab bacon, hemp pesto, hot honey, and sea salt.
Sides
Baked Mac & Cheese
$45.00
Serves 8 • With a crunchy top.
General Tso's Cauliflower
$45.00
Serves 8 • Crispy cauliflower with General Tso's glaze, hummus, and green onion.
Not Your Grandmas Garlic Bread (V)
$32.00
Serves 8 • Semolina loaf with roasted garlic, pesto-infused ricotta, roasted tomato, fresh basil, and mozzarella.
Loaded Mashed Potato
$45.00
Serves 8 • Yukon gold mashed potatoes with beef demi glace, shaves Asiago, bacon, and chive.
Baked Pacheri Parmigiana (V)
$40.00
Serves 8 • Pacheri pasta with ricotta cheese & mozzarella in Marinara sauce.
Bacon & Cheddar Tots
$45.00
Serves 8