Our Menu
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Super Shareable Apps for the Table
The Great Clambino
$17.00
Super-sized stuffies, baby clam scampi sauce
Obligatory Burrata App
$15.00
You know, burrata, roasted tomato, basil pesto, balsamic syrup
Frito Misto
$16.00
Crispy local calamari, zukes, jalapenos, spicy marinara
Chicken, or the Deviled Egg
$16.00
Who came first? Crispy chicken bite, deviled egg, smoked paprika, Mikes hot honey, blue cheese dressing.
Lobby Pot Skins
$21.00
Lobster claw stuffed potatoes, gruyere cheese, a lot of butter
Kung Pow Kauliflower
$16.00
Crispy cauliflower, general Tso sauce, green onion, hummus, sesame
Scampi Wings
$16.00
Garlic, lemon-pepper, parm cheese
Nashville Hot Chicken Bites
$16.00
Nashville spiced chicken, country pickles, and ranch dressing
Giant Bavarian Pretzel
$15.00
The classic Bavarian pretzel, dipped in everything spice, all the dipping sauces
Steakhouse Eggroll
$14.00
Short rib, creamed spinach, mashed potato, chedz, tiger sauce
Tuscan Spin Dip
$14.00
Roasted long-stem artichoke, spinach, cannellini beans, creamy parm dip
That Giant Charcuterie Board
$32.00
A rotating assemblage of local and imported faves. Ask your server for today's provisions
Burrata Stuffed Meatball
$16.00
It's exactly what it sounds like, burrata...stuffed inside a meatball, with sauce, it's really good
Over Stuffed Garlic Knot
$14.00
It's really big...stuffed with ricotta and mozz
Bacon Cheddar Tots
$14.00
These little guys are never coming off the menu! Bacon studded, horseradish sauce, chedz cheese
The Balls
we're not just balls anymore...
The Classic
$14.00
Our signature meatball blend, smothered in fresh marinara sauce, topped with shaved pecorino, served over paccheri pasta
Buffalo Chicken
$15.00
Organic Ground Chicken, celery, Rouge River Blue Cheese dressing in our signature buff sauce over creamy mac and cheese
Lobster Sliders
$19.00
North Atlantic lobster meat, arborio rice, crushed butter crackers, served on slider rolls with basil/lemon aioli, side of slaw and chips
GGS Pork Sliders
$15.00
Ginger, Garlic, Scallion, ground heritage pork, hoisin glaze, Korean chile paste, sauteed Bokchoy
Veggie Risotto
$15.00
(back after an armed protest about their removal) Saffron rice, broccoli rabe, creamy mozzarella, marinara sauce
Mediterranean Lamb Ball
$16.00
Ground lamb with some spices and stuff, traditional greek salad, pita, yogurt sauce
The Sampler
$17.00
Daily chefs selection of our balls, no substitutions, that chef guy is a pain....
Ya know, for the family...
Our large format balls, because who doesn't want a large plate of balls...serves 4-5...or one fat chef
Brooklyn Sunday Dinner
$44.00
Pasta, meatballs, braised short rib, sweet sausage, this is why you are sitting in this restaurant. Order this guy
Buffalo Chicks w/ Mac & Cheese
$45.00
Creamy shells, buffalo chicken balls, blue cheese, and certain"we put that sh*t on everything" sauce, gorg crumbs, ranch
Lobster Sliders
$56.00
Picnic-style sliders, a ton of fries, slaw, pickles
GGS Pork Balls w/ Ginger Noodles
$42.00
Pork ball, ginger noodle salad with chile crisp and bok choy
Lamb Ball w/ Greek Salad
$47.00
So, the same thing as the Lamb ball... just bigger
Soups
Because sometimes you need more than just balls...
Lobster Corn Chowder
$14.00
Chunks of lobbys, roasted corn, potato, cheese, poblano peps
Roasted Tomato Soup
$17.00
Stuffed grilled cheese, creamy tomato bisque, crema, Aleppo
Crispy French Onion
$14.00
Our play on the classic, onion soup, gruyere, hamburger crouton, a but ton of fried onions
Reale Ramen
$14.00
Crispy pork belly, GGS balls, HBE, chili crisp, green onion, miso broth
Pasta Meetiole
$13.00
Classic balls, white beans, ditalini pasta, crushed red pepper broth
Salads
Because sometimes you need more than just balls...
Shredded Caeser
$12.00
Hydrorganic farms hydro lettuce, creamy ceaser, toast panko, fresh black pepper
Classic TMP Salad
$12.00
An icon is an icon for a reason, Hydrorganic greens, tomato, cukes, red onion, gorg crumbles, white balsamic
Dirty Bird Ranch Chicken Cobb
$16.00
Panko-crusted chicken, tomato, cukes, bacon, egg, blue cheese, ranch, onion
We <3 Beets
$14.00
Organic beets, goat cheese, arugula, pepitas, mandarin orange, mango vinaigrette. 1994, you're welcome.
Sammies
Because sometimes you need more than just balls...
Lobby Grilled Cheese
$27.00
10000% the best item on the menu, lobby meat, kewpie mayo, tomato, arugula, parm crust, gruyere
Super Saucy Secret Special Burger Madness thingy
$18.00
Certified Angus Beef burger, secret sauce, LTOP, bacon jam, chedz, potato bun
Thicc Chick
$17.00
Southern fried chicken thighs, pimento cheese spread, slaw, red pepper fontina
"Meetball" The Hero
$19.00
Classic balls, red sauce, melty cheese, burrata, semolina
Shrimp Po Boy
$21.00
Crispy tempura shrimp, pickle, slaw, boom boom sauce
Chopped Cheese
$18.00
(Don't Forget the Bev) Neva Neva Neva, Chopped cheeseburger on a hero, LTOP, jalapeno, premium American cheese
The Gabaghoul
$18.00
All the Italian meats, tomato, lettuce, red peppers, basil ricotta, onion, white balsamic
The"Oy Vey" Kimchi Reuben
$18.00
Why are you putting kimchi o the good Jewish pastrami? Because it's damn delicious. Kimchi cuke slaw, good
mustard, seeded rye
#Staff Favs | Ask your server about our Quiche of the Week (before we run out)
Come Together
..and share these starters
Chicken or the Egg, Deviled Egg
$15.00
Who came first? Crispy chicken stuffed inside our signature deviled
eggs with hot sauce, blue cheese and mikes hot honey....yes, please
Pastrami Smoked Salmon
$16.00
North Atlantic Salmon coated in our proprietary pastrami spice, white truffle honey, brie, crispy caper, pickled red onion & micro cress on garlic Parmesan toasts
Obligatory Burrata App
$15.00
You know, burrata, roasted tomato, basil pesto, balsamic syrup
Lobby Pot Skins
$21.00
Lobster claw stuffed potatoes, gruyere cheese, a lot of butter
# Kung Pow Kauliflower
$16.00
Crispy cauliflower, general tso sauce, green onion, hummus, sesame
Giant Bavarion Pretzel
$15.00
The classic Bavarian pretzel dipped in everything spice, all the dipping sauces
That Giant Charcuterie Board
$32.00
A rotating assemblage of local and imported faves. Ask your server for today's provisions
Good Day Sunshine
green stuff
# Shredded Caeser
$12.00
Hydrorganic farms hydro lettuce, creamy ceaser, toast panko, fresh black pepper
Classic TMP Salad
$12.00
An icon is an icon for a reason, Hydrorganic greens, tomato, cukes, red onion, gorg crumbles, white balsamic
Dirty Bird Ranch Chicken Cobb
$16.00
Panko-crusted chicken, tomato, cukes, bacon, egg, blue cheese, ranch, onion
We <3 Beets
$14.00
Organic beets, goat cheese, arugula, pepitas, mandarin orange, mango vinaigrette. 1994, you're welcome
I am the Eggman
(now where did I leave that walrus?)
Biscuits
$14.00
Country Style Southern Biscuit, Fried Eggs, Ham, White Queso, Hatch Chile
# Hangover Potato's
$18.00
Poached Eggs, Shredded Potato, Shredded Short Rib, Cheese Fondue, Sirchia Aioli
Corned Beef Hash Eggs Benny
$16.00
Chunky Corned Beef Hash, Poached Egg, Hollandaise, English muffin
Steak and Eggs
$18.00
Certified Angus Beef, with melted mozzarella,
bacon jam and two perfectly sunny side up
eggs
ll American Scramble
$16.00
Bacon, Ham, Sausage, Potato, all scrambled on top of our red pepper cheddar biscuit
Avocado toast
$15.00
Whipped Guacamole, Chunky Avocado, Sunny Side Eggs, Crumbled bacon, Lime Crema, Roasted tomato
Pastrami Mami
$17.00
The good pastrami, swiss cheese, dijon hollandaise, kimchi
Eggs, in purgatory....maybe
$16.00
Shakshuka-style eggs, spicy tomato, and olive braising liquid, pita and goat cheese
Gotta Get You Into My Life
(sweet treats)
Hound Dog
$14.00
Banana and bacon stuffed waffle, Nutella and peanut butter drizzle, whipped cream
# Cinnamon Bun French Toast
$14.00
Stop Drooling and order it. Crusty cinnamon bun french toast with cream cheese frosting
Bam Bam Waffles
$14.00
Fruity Pebble and fruit loop studded waffles with cereal milk glaze and whipped cream
Crepe
$12.00
Nutella, toasted hazelnuts, macerated berries, banana, whipped cream
Turnt up Turnover
$14.00
Apple pie turnover, vanilla ice cream, caramel, candied pecans
Yellow Submarines
(and assorted sammies)
Po Boy Shrimp Slider
$16.00
Tempura Shrimp, Creamy Slaw, Spicy garlic aioli
That Damn Meetball Burger
$16.00
Certified Angus Beef burger, Candied Bacon, Chedz, Boom Boom Sauce, LTOP
Short Rib Tacos
$14.00
Chipotle Braised Short Rib, Cotija Cheese, Salsa Fresca, Lime Crema
Lobby Grilled Cheese
$27.00
10000% the best item on the menu, lobby meat, kewpie mayo, tomato, arugula, parm crust, gruyere
"Meetball" The Hero
$19.00
Classic balls, red sauce, melty cheese, burrata, semolina
V- Vegetarian
Appetizers
Obligatory Burrata Plate (V)
$60.00
Serves 8 • Imported burrata (Italian cheese) with extra-virgin olive oil on a bed of roasted mushroom medley. Topped with Maldon Sea Salt and Mike's Hot Honey.
Smokey Sprouts
$45.00
Serves 8 • Charred Brussels sprouts, whiskey barrel aged maple syrup, wildflower honey, and sea salt.
Bushmaster BBQ Wings
$55.00
Serves 8 • Chicken wings with candied bacon, Bourbon BBQ sauce, and blue cheese dressing.
Cajun Lemon Pepper Wings
$55.00
Serves 4 • Chicken wings with Cajun lemon pepper.
Balls
The Classic Meatball
$65.00
Serves 8 • With ground chuck, short rib, pork & veal. Smothered with marinara sauce & topped with pecorino cheese.
Buffalo Chicken Meatballs
$65.00
Serves 8 • With ground chicken, Gorgonzola, onion, buffalo sauce, blue cheese dressing, and Gorgonzola crumbles.
Lobster Roll
$75.00
Serves 8 • With lobster meat, Abbario rice, crushed Ritz crackers, and basil-infused lemon aioli.
Veggie Risotto Balls (V)
$65.00
Serves 8 • Panko-crusted risotto, broccoli rabe, and mozzarella balls. Served with marinara.
GGS Pork Meatballs
$70.00
Serves 8 • With ginger, garlic, scallion, ground pork, Hoisin glaze, cucumber, and Thai chili.
Pork Tacos
$68.00
Serves 4 • Tacos with pork belly, pulled pork, and candied bacon.
Sliders
Build-Your-Own Slider Bar
$149.00
Serves 20 • Everything you need to build your own sliders, including your choice of 2 ball types, assorted toppings & condiments, and slider buns.
Hot Entrees
Chicken
$65.00
Serves 8 • Corn flake-crusted chicken with mikes hot honey, and chipotle powder.
Sliced Steak
$65.00
Serves 8 • Certified Angus beef slice served over mac & cheese.
Short Rib
$65.00
Serves 8 • With braised beef, a braised beef demi glace, and shallot.
Pan-Seared Faroe Island Salmon
$68.00
Serves 8 • With za'atar crust and rosemary-infused chili honey.
Smoked Brisket
$65.00
Serves 4 • Beef brisket with Boss Sauce.
Korean BBQ Ribs
$75.00
Serves 4 • Crispy ribs with BBQ sauce.
Rubbed Roast Chicken
$60.00
Serves 8 • Black pepper rub chicken with BBQ sauce.
Fried Chicken
$75.00
Serves 4
Country Salmon
$90.00
Serves 4 • Salmon with sweet heat honey Dijon glaze.
Salads
Caesar By Hand Salad
$40.00
Serves 8 • Baby romaine lettuce with locatelli Romano cheese, toasted panko, and Caesar dressing.
BLT Salad
$85.00
Serves 8 • With heirloom tomato, lobster, nitrate-free slab bacon, hemp pesto, hot honey, and sea salt.
Sides
Baked Mac & Cheese
$45.00
Serves 8 • With a crunchy top.
General Tso's Cauliflower
$45.00
Serves 8 • Crispy cauliflower with General Tso's glaze, hummus, and green onion.
Not Your Grandmas Garlic Bread (V)
$32.00
Serves 8 • Semolina loaf with roasted garlic, pesto-infused ricotta, roasted tomato, fresh basil, and mozzarella.
Loaded Mashed Potato
$45.00
Serves 8 • Yukon gold mashed potatoes with beef demi glace, shaves Asiago, bacon, and chive.
Baked Pacheri Parmigiana (V)
$40.00
Serves 8 • Pacheri pasta with ricotta cheese & mozzarella in Marinara sauce.
Bacon & Cheddar Tots
$45.00
Serves 8
Bubbles & Brunch
Brunch & Mimosa Package | Package includes your choice of mimosas or champagne punch
STARTER:
(served family style within 20 minutes of guests arrival) | sweet pretzel bites, savory pretzel bites, or buffalo chicken deviled eggs. The following are included: Scrambled eggs, Dirty breakfast potatoes
scrambled eggs
dirty breakfast potatoes
SELECT 4 BUFFET ITEMS:
Chicken Fried Steak
Tempura Battered Flat Iron Steak, Chorizo/Italian sausage white gravy
Hangover Potatoes
Poached Eggs, Shredded Potato, Shredded Short Rib, Cheese Fondue, Sriracha Aioli
Chicken Mimosa Milanese
Organic Chicken Cutlet, Fresh Mozzarella, Cheese, Tomato,Mandarin Orange, Blood Orange Champagne Vinaigrette
Meetball Parm Sliders
Our Classic Meatball, House- Made Marinara, Pesto Ricotta, Mozzarella
Lobster Grilled Cheese
North Atlantic Lobster Meat, Arugula, Gruyere, Tomato, Kewpie Mayo
Avocado Toast
Whipped Guacamole, Chunky Avocado, Sunny Side Eggs, Crumbled Bacon, Lime Crema, Roasted Tomato
Crab Cake Benny
Panko Crusted Crab Cake, Poached Egg, Aleppo Hollandaise, Guacamole
Meat Platter
Cold Smoked Nitrate, Free Thick Cut Bacon & Crispy House-Made Breakfast Sausage
Hot Chicken And Waffles
Gruyere Stuffed Waffle, Gogoochung Slathered Chicken, All the Pickles, Slaw, Mikes Hot Honey, Bacon Jam
Cinnamon Bun French Toast
Sweet Cream Cheese Frosting, Happiness, Rainbows... Just Get It, It's Delicious
Pricing
$43 per person (NYS sales tax & 20% gratuity not included) | Children under 12 half price
Have a Ball
Buffet Style Package
SALAD :
Choose 1
TMP House Salad
CAesar Salad
MAINS:
Choose 3
The Classic Ball w/Marinara
Buffalo Chicken Ball w/ Buffalo & Bleu Cheese
General Tsao Cauliflower (Vegan)
Ggs Pork Ball w/Hoisin Glaze & Korean Chile Paste
Veggie Risotto Balls (Vegetarian)
Corn Flake Fried Chicken
Short Rib in Beef Demi
Pan Seared Faroe Island Salmon
Marinated Sliced Steak
Sauteed Shrimp Scampi
SIDES:
Choose 3
Loaded Mashed Potato
Baked Pasta
Roasted Asparagus
Smokey Sprouts
Spaghetti Marinara
Mac & Cheese
Pricing
$39 per person (tax and gratuity not included) + $5 per person per additional item. All party packages are 3 hours. All children 12 and under are half price
Liquor Packages
All packages include three hour open bar, and must be purchased in addition to a dining package
THE BALLER:
$20 Per Person
Bottle Beer
Corona, Michelob Ultra, Bud, Bud Light, Coors Light
Draft Beer
Stella, Blue Moon, Guinness, Modelo, Lagunitas
House Wines
Pinot Grigio, Rose, Chardonnay, Prosecco, Cabernet Franc, Red Blend
THE TMP VIP:
$23 Per Person
Bottle Beer
Corona, Michelob Ultra, Bud, Bud Light, Coors Light
Draft Beer
Stella, Blue Moon, Guinness, Modelo, Lagunitas
House Wines
Pinot Grigio, Rose, Chardonnay, Cabernet Franc, Red Blend
House Mixed Drinks
Vodka, Gin, Tequila, Rum, Whiskey w/ Mixer of Your Choice
THE VIP OWNERS' EXCLUSIVE
$32 Per Person
Bottle Beer
All Bottled beers
Draft Beer
All Bottled beers
House Wines
Pinot Grigio, Rose, Chardonnay, Prosecco, Cabernet Franc, Red Blend
Signature Cocktails
Premium Liquors
Walk This Way
Passed Apps & Cocktail Package | Choose 6 passed appetizers
Meetball Mini Meals
General Tso Cauliflower
Truffle Mac And Cheese Bites
Roasted tomato soup
Roasted Eggplant Caponata
Pesto ricotta, semolina rounds
Caprese Skewers
Rice Crispy Shrimp Tempura
Lemon basil aioli
Cinnamon Chipotle Pulled Pork Sliders
Nashville Hot Chicken Bites
Vegan Edamame Dumplings
Pork & Kimchi Dumpling
Gorgonzola Stuffed Mushrooms
Buffalo Chicken Deviled Eggs
Roasted Red Pepper Hummus
Crispy chickpeas
Pricing
$45.00/+
$45 Per Person w/ Beer, Wine & Sofy Drinks | $49 Per Person w/ Beer, Wine & House Liquor | $57 Per Person w/ Beer, Wine & Premium Liquor | NYS Sales Tax & 20 % Gratuity Not Included ($5 Per Person Per Additional Item)
Package Add Ons
Photo Booth
Private photo booth for you and your guests to enjoy. In addition to film photos, host also receives zip drive of all photos from event. 20-40 guests $300 | 40 + guests $400
Byo Slider Bar
Your choice of two types of our famous meatballs, with all the fixings for your guests to personalize their own sliders. 40 Slider Set-Up: $150 | 80 Slider Set-Up: $250
Donut Wall
Custom themed Donuts to match your event, on a beautiful hand crafted wall. Decorated with a lovely wood sign on top saying "Treat Yourself" | 40 Custom Donuts and Wall Rental: $200 | 80 Custom Donuts and Wall Rental: $350
Signature Sangria or Cocktail
Beautiful 3 Gallon Glass Dispenser filled with your choice of Sangria or Cocktail $100